Anyone know this idiot?

Astair1299 · Jul 10th 2018, 03:16 PM

Looks like a black speed triple.

South Bound 167 on the 410 East exit ramp. Speeding, running from cops, passing in the shoulder, target fixation, rear brake lock-up, jail.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCar...y_in_comments/

WarpShatner7 · Jul 10th 2018, 03:38 PM

Well spotted on the model. I mean I don't know that you're right but a speed triple image search shows many examples of a matching arrangement of taillight, indicators and bark nozzles on either side.

Always a happy ending when a numbnuts takes himself out nonfatally in the soft grass verge without involving anyone else. And it's one of those instructive viewing videos that a person could learn something from by watching. Hope the bike is okay.

Tripledij · Jul 10th 2018, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WarpShatner7

Hope the bike is okay.

This made me laugh. Hope that doesn't make me a bad person.

MikeMikeMike · Jul 10th 2018, 05:32 PM

If you are going to pass a truck like that you’ve got to pull off the turn. I’ll give him a 3 for the difficulty, and 0 for the execution (standard Olympic 10 point scale btw). Hope the bike is ok as well. Rider should consider a track day or two...

WarpShatner7 · Jul 10th 2018, 05:59 PM

If that's a box truck then there's a good chance the rider did not even know there was a 180 u-bend coming up, given that the sign and the road ahead would have been blocked from his view as he approached and passed.

The other thing that gets me on watching him lose it is that when he got scared he took his left foot off the peg. On top of everything else. If there was a way to regain control of the bike he ruled it out right then. He needs a track day after he learns the basics of riding.

Sentinel · Jul 10th 2018, 07:11 PM

Reddit? Really?

He skidded the rearend for just a sec but released the brake. Bad wobble then straight off the road.

ABS might have helped, but dude was not gonna make that curve.

Nope.

Note: putting your foot down is not always a rookie mistake.

Judge not....

Mudslinger · Jul 11th 2018, 02:51 AM

He just needs to review Newton's first law of motion.

DarthVader · Jul 11th 2018, 06:53 AM

myself, I have taken that corner at a good speed...has ok banking even...
gotta lean and believe!....this guy was way over his head, suprised he hadnt crashed bike sooner!....
and I do hope the bike is ok!.....no bike deserves that treatment!

DGA · Jul 11th 2018, 07:08 AM

Don't ask how I know, but for those concerned, Speed Triples crash really well. I mean, from such a soft landing like that one, just tip her up and ride her away.

Dash Riprock · Jul 11th 2018, 11:46 AM

He's lucky there wasn't a car directly in front of the truck to crash into.

I’m getting sick of guys like this trying to remove themselves from the gene pool.

HalcyonSon · Jul 11th 2018, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dash Riprock

He's lucky there wasn't a car directly in front of the truck to crash into.

I’m getting sick of guys like this trying to remove themselves from the gene pool.

They need to remove themselves faster. Problem is they usually take other people with them and always manage to procreate first.

I couldn't believe how long the moron waited to make that pass... and how much longer he waited to get on the brakes. That should have been an easy turn.

Gremlin · Jul 11th 2018, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HalcyonSon

They need to remove themselves faster. Problem is they usually take other people with them and always manage to procreate first.

I couldn't believe how long the moron waited to make that pass... and how much longer he waited to get on the brakes. That should have been an easy turn.

Agreed. However I do firmly believe any person can do what they want. Including riding a motorcycle like an idiot. There is a positive note to this accident. The Triumph Speed Triple will a great street fighter or race bike project.

ShootPDX · Jul 11th 2018, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripledij

This made me laugh. Hope that doesn't make me a bad person.

I laughed so hard at this...it's just...it's the problem that solved itself...it's like karma didn't wait for a New York minute...it's just perfection here...

Dash Riprock · Jul 11th 2018, 04:05 PM

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and always manage to procreate first.

That made me laugh, and then it made me cry a little. I'm afraid "Idiocracy" is going to become a documentary pretty soon.

TimberMoto · Jul 11th 2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeMikeMike

Rider should consider a track day or two...

Are they offering track days in prison now?

Jul 10th 2018, 03:16 PM	#1
Astair1299 Mar 2016 Seattle East Side	Anyone know this idiot? Looks like a black speed triple. South Bound 167 on the 410 East exit ramp. Speeding, running from cops, passing in the shoulder, target fixation, rear brake lock-up, jail. https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCar...y_in_comments/ albatrosscafe likes this.

Jul 10th 2018, 07:11 PM	#6
Sentinel Jun 2016 Poor Tortured 2019 Nada	Reddit? Really? He skidded the rearend for just a sec but released the brake. Bad wobble then straight off the road. ABS might have helped, but dude was not gonna make that curve. Nope. Note: putting your foot down is not always a rookie mistake. Judge not.... sunofnun and 307T like this. Edited by Sentinel on Jul 10th 2018 at 07:15 PM

Jul 11th 2018, 07:08 AM	#9
DGA Moderator Jan 2016 PDX An Ape and a Husky	Don't ask how I know, but for those concerned, Speed Triples crash really well. I mean, from such a soft landing like that one, just tip her up and ride her away. sunofnun and HalcyonSon like this.

Jul 11th 2018, 11:46 AM	#10
Dash Riprock Apr 2018 Tri-cities Yamaha 650	He's lucky there wasn't a car directly in front of the truck to crash into. I’m getting sick of guys like this trying to remove themselves from the gene pool. HalcyonSon and Gremlin like this. Edited by Dash Riprock on Jul 11th 2018 at 12:51 PM

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Jul 10th 2018, 05:32 PM	#4
MikeMikeMike Feb 2016 Seattle	If you are going to pass a truck like that you’ve got to pull off the turn. I’ll give him a 3 for the difficulty, and 0 for the execution (standard Olympic 10 point scale btw). Hope the bike is ok as well. Rider should consider a track day or two...

Jul 11th 2018, 02:51 AM	#7
Mudslinger Sep 2016 Seabeck Kawasaki Z900RS	He just needs to review Newton's first law of motion.

Jul 11th 2018, 06:53 AM	#8
DarthVader Mar 2016 Maple Falls ZX14	myself, I have taken that corner at a good speed...has ok banking even... gotta lean and believe!....this guy was way over his head, suprised he hadnt crashed bike sooner!.... and I do hope the bike is ok!.....no bike deserves that treatment!