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Jul 20th 2018, 02:29 PM   #1
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  Jan 2016
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  R1200ST, CB350
(Not) Mad Magazine's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

It'd be fun to have a resource for providing answers to questions civilians (for lack of a word for someone who doesn't ride) ask a lot.

From a guy at a gas station in winter: "Aren't you cold?"
Answer: "No, the giant balls it takes to ride in this weather keep me warm."

For us ATGATT types: "Why are you wearing that?"
Answer: "I'm allergic to asphalt."

When you're in Hi-Viz: "*SNORT* Damn, think maybe people can see you?"
Answer: "As long as assholes can. Thanks for verifying."
Jul 20th 2018, 03:21 PM   #2
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  Apr 2016
  Molalla

  2007 Aprilia Tuono Factory, 2010 Honda VFR 1200f DCT
Ha... nice. I'm sarcastic enough as it is; hell, I've been labelled a guy with a "bad attitude" because I give smart ass comebacks to cagers. I've kind of given up the last couple of years though. I just grin and bear it. People are too narrow minded to get anything out of the ordinary. As if someone who rides isn't a human being for doing something that not everyone does. Being someone who is a non-conformist really suits me. I take pride in being different and doing things that other people scoff at. Ya know, if it was easy, everybody would do it. It's an unglamorous and uphill fight, but that's the way I like it...
Jul 20th 2018, 03:46 PM   #3
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  Feb 2018
  Bend, OR

Ha ha ha, I was just laughing about this with my wife last week. Iím a total smart ass on the bike when Iím stopped at a light. I always look for people doing dumb shit in their cars.

I was laughing about it because, a car being driven by this woman with long sandy blonde hair was stopped next to me at the light. She was using her time at the light to continuously run her fingers through her hair. It goes on like this for 15...30...45 seconds and by about the one minute mark she notices me doing the same thing with my gloves over my helmet with the smoke tint visor down looking right at her. Then she notices all the other drivers around us laughing their asses off. She guns it, almost misses the light, and I continued on my way.
Jul 20th 2018, 04:06 PM   #4
 
  Jan 2016
  Lynnwood WA

  2007 Yamaha FZ6, 2008 Aprilia Tuono & 2009 Yamaha WR250R
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Originally Posted by craiger
Ha... nice. I'm sarcastic enough as it is; hell, I've been labelled a guy with a "bad attitude" because I give smart ass comebacks to cagers. I've kind of given up the last couple of years though. I just grin and bear it. People are too narrow minded to get anything out of the ordinary. As if someone who rides isn't a human being for doing something that not everyone does. Being someone who is a non-conformist really suits me. I take pride in being different and doing things that other people scoff at. Ya know, if it was easy, everybody would do it. It's an unglamorous and uphill fight, but that's the way I like it...
You must be a non-conformist, you ride an Aprilia.
Jul 20th 2018, 04:09 PM   #5
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  Apr 2016
  Molalla

  2007 Aprilia Tuono Factory, 2010 Honda VFR 1200f DCT
That's awesome...bimbo's and their fixations.. think she was prolly thinkin about that stiffy she was gonna get later? Hmmm? I see crazy shit like that constantly, you, being here in Portland and frequenting I-5 and I-205 and the like. People picking their noses and scratching their sacks and puttin on their make up and of course, talking on the phone. Fight the good fight y'all...
Jul 20th 2018, 04:13 PM   #6
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  Apr 2016
  Molalla

  2007 Aprilia Tuono Factory, 2010 Honda VFR 1200f DCT
Prolly not for long...I'm lookin at trading it in on ZX-14R. But hey, i've had the Ape for 3 and a half years, put about 10K-ish on it, but it's time for something new, a little more reliable and bad-ass, kick your ass fast...1441 cc's of asphalt melting Kawi power..
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