Stuck at work entertain me

ZXtasy · Jul 1st 2016, 01:55 PM

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Suzuki Stevo · Jul 1st 2016, 02:09 PM

A guy on a scooter steps into a biker bar...

1shinysideup · Jul 1st 2016, 02:51 PM

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves....

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, He has not opened it yet

Tripledij · Jul 1st 2016, 02:54 PM

How about some H2R action

Kawasaki H2R Proves It Really Can Go 249 MPH On A (Closed) Public Road

2wheelpodcast · Jul 1st 2016, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZXtasy

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

My all time favorite joke!

2wheelpodcast · Jul 1st 2016, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripledij

How about some H2R action

Kawasaki H2R Proves It Really Can Go 249 MPH On A (Closed) Public Road

Thats F****N awesome!

1shinysideup · Jul 1st 2016, 03:04 PM

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it again...

Suzuki Stevo · Jul 1st 2016, 03:55 PM

A guy on a scooter steps into a biker bar and sez "Thank you for riding all of the beautiful HD's in the parade on Sunday!"

JohnnyM · Jul 2nd 2016, 09:10 AM

Q: What's the difference between 850 horsepower and 10,000 horsepower?

A: You think this is a fucking joke?

https://streamable.com/7pxa

2wheelpodcast · Jul 14th 2016, 03:41 PM

Q... How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A.................

Rustydust · Jul 14th 2016, 06:17 PM

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets the message.

Jul 1st 2016, 01:42 PM	#1
2wheelpodcast Jan 2016 Medford Oregon	Stuck at work entertain me

Jul 1st 2016, 01:55 PM	#2
ZXtasy Jan 2016 Moses Lake, WA 2013 Kawasaki Concours C-14, 2005 ZX-10R Kawasaki (Nekkid), '99 Yamaha TW-200	How do you keep a moron in suspense? 2wheelpodcast likes this.

Jul 1st 2016, 02:09 PM	#3
Suzuki Stevo Jan 2016 Seattle ,Wa Burgman 400, TW200, Boulevard M50, 2018 Indian Scout 1131, 2018 Indian Chieftain Classic	A guy on a scooter steps into a biker bar... 2wheelpodcast likes this.

Jul 1st 2016, 02:51 PM	#4
1shinysideup Jan 2016 Seattle 600RR	What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.... Just kidding, I don't know what he got, He has not opened it yet 2wheelpodcast and SmokeyMcNug like this. Edited by 1shinysideup on Jul 1st 2016 at 02:56 PM

Jul 1st 2016, 02:54 PM	#5
Tripledij Jan 2016 Custer WA Aprilia Tuono 1100	How about some H2R action Kawasaki H2R Proves It Really Can Go 249 MPH On A (Closed) Public Road beansbaxter, Arnbo and SmokeyMcNug like this.

Jul 1st 2016, 03:04 PM	#8
1shinysideup Jan 2016 Seattle 600RR	A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again... 2wheelpodcast likes this.

Jul 1st 2016, 03:55 PM	#9
Suzuki Stevo Jan 2016 Seattle ,Wa Burgman 400, TW200, Boulevard M50, 2018 Indian Scout 1131, 2018 Indian Chieftain Classic	A guy on a scooter steps into a biker bar and sez "Thank you for riding all of the beautiful HD's in the parade on Sunday!"

Jul 2nd 2016, 09:10 AM	#10
JohnnyM Jan 2016 Pullman, WA '73 CB350F, '86 VFR750F, '00 Aprilia RS250, '04 Aprilia RSV1000 R Factory(x2), '07 Star 1100 Classic	Q: What's the difference between 850 horsepower and 10,000 horsepower? A: You think this is a fucking joke? https://streamable.com/7pxa Tripledij likes this.

Jul 14th 2016, 03:41 PM	#11
2wheelpodcast Jan 2016 Medford Oregon	Q... How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A.................

Jul 14th 2016, 06:17 PM	#12
Rustydust Jan 2016 Emmett Idaho 2010 Honda Goldwing, 2007 Suzuki Burgman 650, 2005 Kawasaki KLR 650, 1995 Honda PC800	What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets the message. SmokeyMcNug likes this.

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